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Mailman Insists Daily Visits Are “Normal”

In a tense porch-side exchange, the mailman told DogDaily reporters that he visits many houses, carries letters for work, and has “no hostile intent.” The statement was received with cautious barking.

Witnesses say the mailman approached the property at approximately the same time as yesterday, wearing the same suspicious confidence and carrying a bag full of documents no dog had approved. The lead reporter pressed for answers, while the photographer obtained several close-ups of shoes, socks, envelopes, and emotional tension.

The mailman maintained that he is part of a long-standing delivery system. DogDaily asked whether that system had been reviewed by the Sniffing Committee. The mailman declined to comment and placed a bill in the mailbox.

The envelope question

Envelopes remain central to the investigation. Some contain boring human paperwork. Some contain coupons. Some contain terrible surprises involving payment due dates. Dogs remain unsure why any of this requires a uniform.

Package diplomacy

Packages complicate the case. While the mailman’s arrival may trigger immediate alarm, packages sometimes contain treats, toys, or exciting objects humans call “not for you.” DogDaily rejects that phrase as premature.

Path to peace

A lasting agreement may be possible if the mailman offers friendly greetings, respects the window-bark process, and acknowledges that every porch approach is subject to full canine review.